Exedor's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Atlantic Invaders (test)]

"the rules only ban "pointless" demos and this clearly has a point so ha ha ha"

Actually, nah, this is pointless. Sorry. There's just not enough of 'real' game content here. The idea is that you submit half or two thirds of a working game, so people can try it, but not have the whole thing if you don't want.

This does have some parts...
You can move, so the controls work.
The graphics are good.
It has sound. One sound.
It has an end.

But it's missing so much...
It has no levels.
It has no music.
It has no menu.
It has no start button.
It has no Replay? button.
It has no credits.
It has no princess to save.
It has no other castle for her to be in.
It has no castles at all.
It has no medals.
It has no high score list.
It has no scores.
It has no guns.
It has no fireballs.
It has no explosions.
It has no Hadouken!
It has no power ups.
It has no power pellets.
It has no ghosts.
It has no pac, though, it does have men.
It has no bonuses.
It has no trophies.
It has no DBZ, Sonic, Mario sound effects or characters. ...thanks!! :D
It has no cars, trucks, planes, or trains.
It has no obstacles to avoid.
It has no enemies to avoid.
It has no ponies to avoid.
It has no level select.
It has no girls in bikinis holding signs that say "Round 1" Don't forget the bikini girlz! D:
It has no zombies. ...unless those were zombie heads. In which case, they have no green.
It has no eggs.
It has no ham.
It has no poison.
It has no potions.
It has no hearts, life bars, or lives.
It has no 1ups.
It has no 'insert coin for credit.'
It has no coin slot, and so I think I've fawkd my CD drive slot.
It has no vampires.
It has no dragons.
It has no way to die.
It has no Game Over. Continue?
It has no bombs.
It has no arrows.
It has no arrows to the knee.
It has no knees.
It has no secrets.
It has no mystery. And most importantly...
It has no fun.
It has no points...

And that makes it pointless.

Yeah, it needs a lot.

Please don't submit things that aren't finished. It's a waste of everyone's time to do such things Who wants to play unfinished games, y'know?

If you want feedback and tips, that's fine, but this isn't the best place for this. The Portal is for finished items. The Forums are what you want. Load this into your Dumping Grounds. It's the third icon from the left at the very top of the page when you're signed in. It looks like a bucket with an arrow pointing down. Once it's loaded there, copy and paste the link into the Forums (Community>Forums). That way, people see it and give tips, which is what you want, but it's not in the Portal, filling your account with low scores or blams, which you don't want.

NG link: http://www.newgrounds.com/wiki/he lp-information/content-submission

Good luck! :)

BillMcDonagh responds:

Thank you! I had no idea there was a Dumping Ground, I will definitely use that instead of the portal for things like this in future. I basically just wanted to upload the thing somewhere to show a couple of my friends, so that sounds ideal.

Should I delete this and reupload there, or? :\ I remember something in the rules about not deleting games that have been hit with a lot of low scores, but that might not apply since this game ("""game""") is literally in the wrong place. Ha ha how do I newgrounds.

But yes either way thank you! :)

[Spin]

This game is fun! It would be nice to know how many games have been played so I know if it's cumulative, or how far I have to go to get that medal. It's annoying that the ads come up so much.

shadwstalkr responds:

That's a good idea, I added that to the game over screen. I also slowed down the ads, people are spending less time on each play than I expected.

[PIX (Menu Preview)]

Please don't submit tests to the Portal. This isn't the place for this. The Portal is for finished items only. The Forums are what you want. Load this into your Dumping Grounds. It's the third icon from the left at the very top of the page when you're signed in. It looks like a bucket with an arrow pointing down. Once it's loaded there, copy and paste the link into the Forums (Community>Forums). That way, people see it and give tips, which is what you want, but it's not in the Portal, filling your account with low scores or blams, which you don't want.

http://www.newgrounds.com/wiki/he lp-information/content-submission

Good luck! :)

GadgetLtd responds:

Oh COMEON!

Its showing how it's gonna BE!

- Gadget