Exedor's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Grab Stuff]

"Do not say this game is crappy..."

Well, do you want an honest review or not?

It IS crappy. Regardless of how old it is, it's still not good, nor up to today's standards. Maybe this is what it was like in 1999, but that was 12 years ago, and it's not good now.

Please don't submit stuff you KNOW is bad!

And if you submit stuff you know is bad, don't get mad when people tell you. It's your decision to submit bad stuff. It's our option to let you know our honest opinions.

You can avoid that, though. Just only submit good stuff and you won't have to worry about it, now will you?

[Cold Vengeance]

Sweeeetttt.

No ammo to run out of. No reloading. No inventory lists. Just runnin and shootin! Nice. :D

[Rocks in Space!]

Please don't submit things YOU want to delete.

NO! This isn't Testgrounds! You can't just submit bits and pieces and parts and call them 'tests" and think everything's ok.

This "game" is a fragment. It's a piece that could eventually be turned into something entertaining, but for now it's nothing more than a part or a bit.

There have been lots of flash parts and bits coming thru recently. Newgrounds used to not put up with this sort of thing at all, but we've gotten lazy. The problem is not if it's bad, but rather if it's good. When it's bad, it gets a low score and gets blammed and is forgotten and gone. Done.

If it's a 'good' piece, then people get confused and may pass it. The problem is that then we've got a fragment of a piece of a bit of a flash floating around newgrounds forever, and what's the point of that? That's not what Newgrounds is for.

Newgrounds is for FINISHED items, so finish your projects and THEN submit them.

As for this "game", the drawings aren't bad, in a retro-kinda way, but they're still in need of MUCH work- unless you want to go for the retro theme, and then poor quality, er, simple graphics are ok. There's no music or sounds, and we require that here on Newgrounds. The controls worked, I guess. I could shoot even when I had been hit and had no ship on screen. Right now, this is still kinda pointless and boring.

Please finish before you submit. If you don't want to finish, then don't submit at all. Just because you CAN submit does not mean that you SHOULD submit.

[MLP Online Boutique]

It looks good.. :'(

But I want to PLAY, and this is nothing more than an intro to nothing. :\

This animation is a fragment. It's a piece of what could eventually be turned into a game, but for now, it's nothing more than a part or a bit.

The problem is not if it's bad, but rather if it's good. When it's bad, it gets a low score and gets blammed and is forgotten and gone. Done.

If it's a 'good' piece, then people get confused and may pass it. The problem is that then we've got a fragment of a piece of a bit of a flash floating around newgrounds forever, and what's the point of that? That's not what Newgrounds is about.

This isn't bad. I fully expect this to pass, and thus, it'll be forever unfinished, because if you complete this into a flash, you'll submit the finished item as a separate item and we'll have both finished and unfinished items floating around here.

It's not bad. Just, please send thru completed animations. :)

[S.A (UnFinished)]

Don't submit unfinished things.

Please don't submit unfinished items. This puts us in a bind, and here's why:

This "game" is a fragment. It's a piece of a game, but it's still just a part or a bit of a game.

And with unfinished items, the problem is not if it's bad, but rather if it's good.

When it's bad, it gets a low score and gets blammed and is forgotten and gone. Done.

If it's a 'good' piece, then people get confused and may pass it. The problem is that then we've got a fragment of a piece of a bit of a flash floating around newgrounds forever, and what's the point of that? That's not what Newgrounds is for.

Newgrounds is for FINISHED items. It's not good to have fragments floating around with people going, '...WTF is this??!?' when they find it. If this passes, which it might, it'll be forever unfinished, because you'll submit the finished item as a separate item and we'll have both finished and unfinished items floating around here. That's not what Newgrounds is about.

As for the animation and drawings, they're not bad. Pretty cool, actually. There's no music or sound, but the controls worked. I found no flaws there. Still, there's nothing to this yet.

Please finish your projects and THEN submit them. Please don't submit 'tests' or unfinished items.

[Cave Flying Witch]

You forgot.

You forgot the basic rule of submitting scores.

If you have a game that allows users to submit their score, you have to have:

1. A Main Menu screen that has a "Highscore" button so we can see that high score list, and...

2. An option at the Game Over screen that allows us to get back to the Main Menu and/or to see the high scores again.

kcnh responds:

Thank you for your review. :)

[Metal Saves The World]

...what?

Please put the instructions in English and resubmit this game.

[New spell effects]

This isn't a game.

Please don't submit unfinished items. This puts us in a bind, and here's why:

This "game" is a fragment. It's a piece of a game, but it's still just a part or a bit of a game.

And with unfinished items, the problem is not if it's bad, but rather if it's good. When it's bad, it gets a low score and gets blammed and is forgotten and gone. Done.

If it's a 'good' piece, then people get confused and may pass it. The problem is that then we've got a fragment of a piece of a bit of a flash floating around newgrounds forever, and what's the point of that? That's not what Newgrounds is for.

Newgrounds is for FINISHED items. It's not good to have fragments floating around with people going, '...WTF is this??!?' when they find it. If this passes, which it might, it'll be forever unfinished, because you'll submit the finished item as a separate item and we'll have both finished and unfinished items floating around here. That's not what Newgrounds is about.

As for the animation and drawings, they're not bad. Pretty cool, actually. There's no music or sound, but the controls worked. I found no flaws there. Still, there's nothing to this yet.

Please finish your projects and THEN submit them. Please don't submit 'tests'.

[Fruit Master]

The game seems ok, but...

Sometimes it seemed not to slice when I clicked. Once, it happened when 3 fruits were up. All were missed so my game ended immediately, which sucked.

There are also too many ads. There's one before the game, after submitting (or not submitting) a score, and again after each game. When the game ends quickly, as in the example above, it makes the game unenjoyable.

[Paradise of Massage]

...massage chairs??

Massage chairs?!!!!! Have we finally hit the bottom of cookie cutter games, where you could find nothing better to make a game about than MASSAGE CHAIRS? This is one of the stupidest things I have ever seen. Massage chairs. Please try harder.