Exedor's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[2012: D... OH F***]

Little kid,

You need to leave your parent's computer alone. It's not for you to play with. It's for big people.

Newgrounds is for animation. Youtube is for videos. If you do not understand that simple fact, then you are too young to be on the computer.

As for this submission, you didn't 'make' anything. You turned the camera on, possibly by accident. You turned the camera off. Then you sent the resulting fail, er, file here.

If you want to animate something, fine. But please don't submit stuff like this.

[How many do u see?]

Your answers are wrong.

For the first one (squares), I counted to 15 or 16. Other reviewers say 16 too.

For the second one (triangles) I counted 28 and stopped as the choices were 25 and 32, so I figured it had to be 32. It said 32 was wrong, and 25 was correct, yet I had counted to 28.

I didn't even try on the diamonds question.

[Checkers (SX3)]

The rules are all screwed up.

If there's a takedown available, the game forces you to take the move, whether you want to or not.

Also, I was able/forced (see above) to go backward with a checker that was not kinged because the move was available, yet I didn't qualify to go backward yet.

And my kings could go any number of spaces in a straight line, not just the one space normally allowed.

[Terra Guardian 2]

Great!!

I love blowing apart big bosses bit by bit. It was common in past shooters, but it's one thing that's been missing from games recently. This was cool! :D

mofunzone responds:

Haha, exactly! Thanks man!

[Crusher]

It's good!

The only problems I found was that she moved a bit slow.

Also, can you make the "sensor" for the girl a bit smaller? Sometimes it seems like she barely fit into the gaps. On several occasions, I started to fall down a hole, but when I turned too quickly to head toward the next hole, she wasn't far enough down, and it bounced her right back onto the platform I was trying to leave.

otherwise, great! :)

Tykox64 responds:

the problem has to do with flipping the bounding box when the character is rotated, I couldn't think of a practical way to solve this without alot of core re-writing after tha game was pretty much done. I do apologise to those of you who get caught by the crushers because of this very small and stupid glitch. Actually, I just thought of a solution. ~edit~

[checkers]

It cheats!

It lets the enemy pieces backtrack before they've been crowned.

Also, if you look at the board too long, often it will choose a move for you and then you can't choose any other move. You have to take what it's chocen. :(

[Homerun in Berzerk Land]

KILLER SHOT!!!!!

I predict this will be on the Front Page shortly!

AWESOME!!! :D

[Blastoidz]

Looks good, but needs some things.

It looks and sounds good. It plays ok.

You can't stay in one place and survive. You have to move away from the shots the alien fires in your direction, but from then on, you're drifting around the screen, and inevitably, you find yourself right where the new asteroids spawn, and they destroy you before they even show on screen. Having only one life, this is agravating. If it reset you back to the center at the beginning of each level, that would help.

[Mind Reader v2]

Can't read it.

It sounds nice. It looks nice. It doesn't work, tho. Also, the words are all so small they almost can't be read. Expand it all! ...and make it work.

necroking1 responds:

right click zooom in sorry