Total Medals Earned: 7,178 (From 1,110 different games.) Total Medal Score: 120,120 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
beat the game
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Medals Earned: 20/25 (360/480 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Collect 1 apple
Collect 10 apple
Collect 30 apple
Collect 50 apple
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/330 points)
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/360 points)
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Reach level 2.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 19/20 (400/500 points)
Destroy a cruiser ship
Destroy a battle ship
Destroy a speed ship
Fight against 30 ships at the same time
Make your first upgrade
Play for the first time
Try again after being defeated
Destroy an energy ship
Get the max upgrade of the rockets
Get the max upgrade of the shotgun
Get the max upgrade of the cannons
Destroy an elite battle ship
Destroy an elite speed ship
Try again 15 times
Get more than 31415 points
Get the max upgrade of the machinegun
Survive at least for 2 minutes
Destroy a cannon ship
Destroy a war fan ship
Be the best of All-Time at least once
Medals Earned: 4/18 (70/460 points)
Kill 100 enemies
Kill 10 bosses
Kill 350 enemies
Use 50 times Atlantis main cannon
Upgrading 3 max upgrades
Defense until waves 20
Upgrading 6 max upgrades
Defense until waves 30
Kill 20 bosses
Kill 650 enemies
Kill 30 bosses
Upgrading 9 max upgrades
Defense until waves 40
Kill 40 bosses
Kill 1000 enemies
Defense until waves 50
Upgrading 12 max upgrades
Buy 7 Merman
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/300 points)
Played 10 times in one session
Smashed 50 cars in one life
Jumped 10 cars in midair in one life
Survived 5 minutes
Player unlocks the android outfit
Player unlocks the bimbo outfit