Total Medals Earned: 7,688 (From 1,166 different games.) Total Medal Score: 127,335 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/185 points)
Complete 3 levels
Complete 6 levels
Complete 11(all) levels
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 7/10 (65/165 points)
You beat Level 1!
You beat Level 2!
You bet Level 3!
You beat Level 4!
You beat Level 5!
You beat Level 6!
You beat Level 7!
You beat Level 8!
You beat Level 9!
You beat Level 10!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (75/75 points)
You showed that horse who's boss!
You found all the secrets! Great Job!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)
Broke 1000 points
Broke 5000 pts
Obliterated 150 conformists
Medals Earned: 3/5 (300/500 points)
Level 1 completed
Level 2 completed
Level 3 completed
Level 4 completed
Level 5 completed
Medals Earned: 5/5 (55/55 points)
Reach a score of 600 or more.
Reach a score of 300 or more.
Reach a score of 900 or more.
Reach a score of 1200 or more.
Reach a score of 1500 or more.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Complete 5 levels
Complete the 3d level in hard mode
Complete 15 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 30 levels
Medals Earned: 1/50 (5/500 points)